Friday, June 19, 2015
Just a little giggle for my married friends. Feel free to share.
A mother-in-law unexpectedly visited the recently married couples house. She knocks on the door then immediately walks in. She's shocked to see her daughter-in-law home lying on the couch totally naked. "What are you doing" she asked. "I'm waiting for Jeff to come home from work" The daughter answered. "But you're naked!" The mother-in-law exclaimed."This is my love dress" the daughter-in-law explained. "Love dress? But you're naked!""Jeff loves me to wear this dress! It makes me happy and it makes him happy". The mother-in-law on the way home thought about the love dress. When she got home she undressed, showered, put on her best perfume and expectantly waited for her husband, lying provocatively on the couch.
Finally her husband came home. He walked in and saw her naked on the couch."What are you doing?" He asked. "This is my love dress," she replied. "Needs ironing" he says "what's for dinner?"
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